New Avengers headcanon:

Bruce Banner is always angry because he has Rebecca Black’s “Friday” stuck in his head.

not-a-perfect-soldier:

I don’t know what anal secretion and European badgers has to do with August Wilson’s Fences, but I’ll trust your judgement Jstor. 　

exactly my reaction when looking up scholarly articles for my documented essay a couple weeks back

meggannn:

delicioustrap:

rawrs-swag:

gingerrants:

rawrs-swag:

nijibug:

inkstone:

xekstrin:

strawberrybudikai:

mochrolatte:

oma-shu:

CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?

SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.

FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER

MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM

CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.

MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK

PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.

WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED

YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.

TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,

FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.

TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE

GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.

AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.

*drops mic descends back into stage*

OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8

oky I’ll do my best!!!

LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR

I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS

WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK 

I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK

SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?

TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY

MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE

I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE

EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

PEACE

#someone needs to jump in as lin beifong

RCPD R-R-RCPD

TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE

I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE

DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS

THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY

CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY

AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES

I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE

BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND

• HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
• NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
• CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
• JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
• LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
• AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
• ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
• STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
• NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
• UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF. 

#TENZOUT

MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2

YOU READY, ITS ME

THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN

YOU SEE ME ROLL IN

EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.

REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS

WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER

IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD

MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER

BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?

THINK YOU CAN WIN

IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE

HOPE YOU CAN SWIM

It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.

UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT

NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?

YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL

I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL

A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL

YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL

YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?

NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.

WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET

NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.

I believe the young ones say “You just got served”

Tenzin fetch my robe

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT THING TO COME OF ANY FANDOM EVER IN HISTORY OF FANDOMS I’VE BEEN IN

FUCK

(Source: thetalesofbasingse, via smutmasterrose)